The Queendom of Knee Garr Alexis is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 174 million Knee Garr Alexisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The strong Knee Garr Alexisian economy, worth 12.7 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 73,175 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, Knee Garr Alexis's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Knee Garr Alexis's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Knee Garr Alexis is ranked 219,002^nd in the world and 4,246^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.